The Swedish Chef
Dear Swedish Chef-
I dont ever know what you are saying, but it sure sounds delicious! i’ve been eating a lot of christmas stuff lately anyway, so even though you’re song says you will make me eat until it hurts (which sounds kind of creepy) i don’t think it will take much. i’m already so full! anyway, i would love to sample some of your christmas smorgasbord. I sure hope there are plenty of croonchy stars.
morp!
nathaniel tyrant



He’s one of the best muppets.
I generally dislike holiday music but man oh man, this is friggen hilarious. Who knew the chef had such a great holiday song out?