mp3: Holding all the Globes

mp3: Lanterns and Laughing Ladies

Dear BOAT,

Did you hear about Rob breaking up with Death Cab for Cutie??? OMG!!!! I know!!! Like, I knew something was up a few months ago when they released that last album, it was really lame and they were all marching it around like it was the greatest thing ever and they were all acting like they were better than everyone. Dude, Death Cab totally dissed Rob and started going out with Atlantic right under his nose and we all totally saw it coming because they had been flirting out in the open like crazy since the beginning of school last year. Who do they think they are? Like, seriously! I thought they were going to be together forever! Do you think they will still go to prom together?

Oh yeah, and I like you’re music. It’s goofy and playful and I listen to it in my car. I like all of the ‘wooooo!’s and ‘here we go!’s and ‘come on now!’s.

Gotta go! K.I.T.!

Nathaniel

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